Von Hindenburger Cooks The Wrong Magical Equine

Because of an error in the identification a magical equine, Colonal Klaus Heinz Wilhelm Von HindenBurger accidentally butchered and cooked the enchanted horse of Krocshei the Deathless. Krocshei the Deathless, in addition to being a 1,200 year old immortal sorcerer, is the only inhabitant of Transfatlyvania who is light enough to ride a horse. Upon discovering the theft of his beloved pet, he immediately went on a rampage across the country in search of it, causing approximately $1,025,700.36 in damages. As we can see here, he has finally discovered the perpetrator. Von Hindenburger, however, has cleverly hid the cooked remains of Krocshei's horse behind his back. 

Colonal Klaus Heinz Wilhelm Von HindenBurger belongs to Gruntchovski: gruntchovski.deviantart.com/

Krocshei was inspired by Koschei the Deathless: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koschei